Of Bears and Penguins

Out of context at the Radiant:
*Yes, these things have all been said this week, and only one of them was said by a student. I laugh occassionally at work.

"Guerilla warfare is a bitch."

"I wasn't a drug man, I was an alcohol man."

"Are the eighth graders wearing clothes at their graduation?"

"Will we go swimming in the gym today?"

"Who is that over there - oh it's Godzilla."

"When she said, 'Call the po-po, I called the po-po."

"If he be stinking like that, than she must be stinking too."